Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Yellow People !!

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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