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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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