- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

guess what what ...

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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