- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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