Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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