- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

batman farted so hes retarded

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whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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