Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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