- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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