- Anti Joke

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A hill billy went fishing

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.