whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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hey guys im gay

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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