- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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