- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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