There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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knock knock come in !

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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I'm rick james bitch

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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