- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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