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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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