- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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