hers a joke... japanese people

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

You are joking right?

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A guy walks into a bar

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

an ethopian thanksgiving

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Women's professional sports

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

one stop shop

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

why did the zebra cross the road?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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