A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Yes

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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I? Everett

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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a man makes a bad joke

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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