- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Poker? I barely even know her.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Tucker Rivera

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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