- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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