- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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