- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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