- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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