- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??