What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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