What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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The cream, it is coming

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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