- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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