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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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