A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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