- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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