What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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knock knock who's there ?

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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