Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Tunechi

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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