- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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