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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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