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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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