- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

13 =B you just learned something

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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