- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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