- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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