What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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one stop shop

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Take part of what?

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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