- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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