Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

knock knock... ...no answer

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Knock knock knock OCD

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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