Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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