- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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