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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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