whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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