- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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