- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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