Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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You are joking right?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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