What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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