- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your hair

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Global Warming.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

William Raines.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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