Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Carlton

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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the cow goes moo

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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