- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Anti jokes are funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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