Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Exactly what?

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Nickelback

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Men's rights

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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