- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

American healthcare.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

penis

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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