- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

what is white and sticky? glue.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What's big? Jupiter.

the cow goes moo

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What's 9 +10 19

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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