An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Womens rights.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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