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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Well, this is fun.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A black person in the NHL

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

William Raines.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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