Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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