Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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