- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Obama

why did the chicken cross the road

Brett Farve

Why Because

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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