how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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