A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Jess Burns

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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