- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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