WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Whats long and hard? a pole

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

An antijoke

cc

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

I had a dream I watched Inception.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

I Love Hitler.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...