- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

I got shot, you laughed

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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