am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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That's unfortunate.

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poop.........

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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