A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A scottish man having fun

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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penis

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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