What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Kate

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A black man killed someone

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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