Kenny G

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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your all shit at jokes

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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You.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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