What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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George W. Bush

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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guess what?

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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