- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

im jewish

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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