what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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