- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ...no answer

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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