What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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