Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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