- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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