- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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