- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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