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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.