Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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