1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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