What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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