- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

so...um, yeah

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A sober Irish individual.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A man goes to the potty.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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