- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Justin Bieber.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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