- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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