- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poopy is poopy

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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