Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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