- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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