A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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