How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Justin beiber comment if u get it

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

WNBA

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

DERP

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Anti Joke

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